Wednesday, April 16, 2008
so the missus and i went to macs at amk to study today becux dad said if i stayed home till 4-5pm then i could get to drvie his car for the rest of the week. so i stayed close enough to home. hahah. yay. so the study session was really quite good till this vagrant who looked like he came out from the movie dawn of the dead came walking towards our corner table with his hand outstretch and long mangled hair. slowly approaching us. he seemed to be looking for something. n he came to the cushion seats where i was like sitting and pointed to the gap in between the seats. n by this time you can tell me n missus were like speechless and shocked and missus held her breath( she revealed afterwards that she knew he would be stinky) and i was like backing away like to the wall. then the guy asked for...... the exit. asked if it was in between the seats. OH MY GOSH. he said the exit changed and he couldnt find his way out! so he came looking for it. traumatised the girl sitting at the next table and me! n the macs auntie who went hysterical and ran all over the place shuddering. haha.
so we continued to study without much interruption. THEN we hit lunch hour. n some bunch of sec sch kids came in. n they talked like as if their friends were totally deaf and they just had to let the entire outlet hear their thoughts and feelings. so this girl proclaimed like i hate d&t! n burst out crying?! like seriously. its not even a real real subject right? hahah. then she went on to like complain to the macs auntie that the taxi driver cheated her money. walau. 60 cents only can. so pathetic.
so that day missus i and sheryl the lightbulb went to serangoon macs to study. and its located next to the tauhuay shop. and we sat next to this door which appeared out of nowhere which missus thinks links to the tauhuay shop. so she would suddenly proclaim that she can smell tang yuan and tauhuay and started sniffing at the door. and guess wad. lightbulb also went to sniff at the door. like two siao lang like that. so embarrassing. n about the wet wipes. PLEEEEAAASSEE. you really think im so stupid go n wipe my face when it was like dripping with grease from you wiping your face? hahah. i cleaned the table with it la. should have put it back then let you clean your face one more time. haha. n the caterpillar. lightbulb really EXAGGERATE when she tell story lei. REALLY. she forgot to mention conveniently that she jumped like about a foot high and that if there wasnt a chair blocking her way she would have ran and broke choo choo trains record.
did you know that daiso actually sells sth called the cockroach house? its this paper thing that can be folded into a house and the cockroach crawl in and get stuck on the super sticky tape on it. so missus n i went to find the infamous cockroach house. n we did find it. so missus was really curious n wanted to touch the packaging. there were like a few pictures of cockroaches all around. so she took it from me very cautiously. n said " wa heng, almost touch the cockroach" as if the cockroach was a real one! hahaha.
so monster is back in the house. n you cant eat in peace without two pairs of eyes staring hungrily at you. n monster got fatter. why? cux she went camping at laines frens house and laine told her friend to feed monster one spoon of food. by that she meant table spoon. but lo and behold. friends mum fed one spoon. TRADITIONAL CHINESE SOUP SPOON. so she came back to us with a very very big resemblance to some body part that i have too. n the fighting resumes when dog meets dog. only this time i tink monster is dropping fur so every time carpet bite her, he will cough cux got fur ball. so missus was concerned that he will cough till sore throat and reccommend that he drink herbal tea. so funny right.
oh. missus got me a tag heuer. wow. show you when you see me. limited time only.
lastly. (gosh im damn longwinded today!) we were reading teenage. yes yes. we're not young anymore. but since my sis bought it might as well get our money worth. so there's this aunt agony section. n theres like TWO articles on incest in the family. like bros rape sister and dad and duaghter have sex. n missus was reading and there was a disclaimer to say it may be very disturbing and missus read it anyw. so its this girl who had sex with her divorced dad and acutally likes it!!! oh my god. its like so so so wrong. i mean. imagine you.. n your.. dad!!! hahaha. eeeks! so missus declared. its very disturbing. im disturbed.
n if any of you read it. you will be disturbed too.
to whoever's reading: bet you cant get your dad's image outta your head now. *points. dun imagine anymore!!! lol.
itwasallyellow. at 8:16 PM