Friday, May 23, 2008
there was this day when i came home quite late n the two monsters were at home.. so you know my house is like a cave so when its dark its really dark n i normally dun turn on the lights when i navigate my way to my room. n there it was, baileys present for me right at my doorstep. your right. she left me a very nice lil piece of poop n i happily stepped on it. yay.
so the missus n i went to giants and ikea at tampines n along the way we heard the song stop n stare and missus told me she tot that stop n stare sounded alot like shop n save??!! thats really weird la. hahah. so you know when you take this long escalator to giant at the 2nd floor theres this advert about kraft cheese n there's this boy with a smile thats so.. i dunno how to describe. but everytime i see it i feel very tickled. but anyway i found this and i tot its quite funny, using an image of a naked woman to protest against kraft cux they're genetically engineered cheese or sth.

n you know i really agree with evon on the dog/pet ownership thing. i feel like if you have to ability n you know you definitely will be able to provide for your dog thru sickness and health, scratched leather sofas and chewed wooden furniture, to be able to come home n realised your house became a tissue paper explosion because of his fetish for tissues and not want to beat the daylights out of him. n lastly to be able to commit enough time just to play, walk and train the lil fella to be a good boy.
thats why i feel for bailey althou she's such a naughty lil thing. she annoys me with her constant n very persistent whining n very shrill barking. because when shes out she n carpet will be locked in a death wrestle. n my dad cant stand her cux she's not toilet trained and so she shuttles between two families. she's so confused that here she can do this n there shes not allowed. n thou i have stepped on her pee n poop n cleaned up after her thousands of times. i still feel that she could be a good girl. but we're just not the right family.
anw, i feel that im doing an ok job now. n i dun need anyone to tell me what i should or should not do. least of all someone who is super not qualified to criticise me. so fark off. n leave us alone. asshole.
itwasallyellow. at 4:07 PM