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Monday, April 28, 2008

something funny just happened. my neighbours are quarrelling. probably some homely squabbles. n me being very nosy got my dad to turn the tv mute after a particularly loud scream from outside. then my mum said. eh.. how come no more sound. the tv got scared by the person screaming outside ah? -sniggers.

itwasallyellow. at 9:56 PM

postexamssssss

yay! im finally well rested with the semester's assignments, tests and everything else cleared! poor little things who still have exams tmr n the day after.. POOR THING. haha. oops.

anw, i went to move my stuff outta hall yest and moved the bulk of it into sheryl's hall. as little as my stuff may seem, the items actually managed to fill my backseat and my boot. wow. and it took many trips to move everything out n everything in again! so thanks to the missus, the roomie and her bf for helping!

so after that we went to meet china giant and metal mouth since they were bored to death with their notes. n metal mouth could not stop talking n talking. i think she must be really excited about rooming with nuriah n me. but i think she shouldnt becux we'll prob gang up and bully her. think somewhere along the lines of... sleeping on the ti-lam. hurhur.

later that missus n i went to geylang to ooooo... satisfy her cravings. kinky. hahah. of soya bean and youtiao. very nice. i will always be in love with yong he! hahah. so we sat beside the road and all the time we had alot of prostitutes all walking along everywhere. like literally. everywhere! n its a sunday night you know. so weird. then its was 2 plus and they were sitting at the bus stop. n missus asked me why now so late still got bus meh. so many ppl waiting at the bus stop. n i said.. GOT PPL MEHHHHH. hahah. but too bad she totally Din fall for it. darn. but its really quite funny cux like we keep thinking like everyone who is a girl n alone or in pairs will be a pros. even the auntie waiting for her husbands car. hahaha.

so this morning my sis and i went to ica to collect our passports. we took a bus.. because i refused to let her take a cab during peak hours. like we'll be stuck in the jam n all. wad a waste of money. plus bus is fast cux got bus lane. so we squeezed all the way there. n i tell you. i really hate ppl who jostle their way in when there is obviously no bloody space like hello! knn. i kill you. theres like a reason why i stand next to the bus driver right. you tink wad to chat him up meh. so we reached after an hour n there was like 107 ppl in front of me. so depressing. its was 9am la. so my sis n i stood around commenting on like this guy who brought a really big luggage n she speculated that he brought a bomb. but im smarter. i told her he must have put someone in the luggage. then later when go to the counter the person will say, where is the person? then he will unzip the luggage n smile an evil smile. ooohh. so scary. heh heh. twist is, the person in the luggage is a puppet. heh. we laughed for quite awhile. then my sis got scolded by an auntie for playing with the glue there. quite funny.
sis: (playing lazily with glue and taking 10 yrs to glue her PASSPORT SIZE photo)
auntie: (very impatient) are you done.
sis: oh.. no. must paste my photo. glue not very strong.
auntie: (remarks to daughter) this girl very notorious.
really quite funny. how she know my sis is notorious. wth. shoud be considerate la. teach daughter also teach wrong.

i went tuition today, we did a math sum. the price of the durian is twice the price of an apple. andy spent $30 on one durian n 3 apples. so we worked it out with my tutee twirling around on her chair n i asked her how many units altogether. she said 3. i asked why. guess wad.
tutee: i dun like durian, so its not counted.
me: the sum never ask you like a not. you just count ok.
tutee: you are angry.. smile? if not i dun do.
me: (very forced smile)
tuition is hard money these days. not to mention after that she asked me if i wanted to see a flower. she just came back from ballet so was still in her ballet stuff. she pull up the skirt to her neck n ta-da. flower. with the centre of it all smiling very brightly at me.-_-'

my dad received a msg.. he plays soccer every sunday n they needed a goalie. so his team mate msged him, "eh, good new, i found a goalie. but bad new. he let in 8 goals the last game." hahah. i tot that was really funny.

itwasallyellow. at 8:51 PM

Monday, April 21, 2008

so last night was yet another night spend at another macs to do revision. its like a macdonalds tour around singapore. a bid to find free parking, quiet environment, nice seats and has to be 24 hours. missus finally got to eat her milo mcflurry. to be truthful. its nice. but to be realistic. its very very expensive. i rather eat island. its like freaking 2.70 for one cup. i found a new love in cappucino thou. i think it tastes so much better than the ice latte which if you do drink it. you will realise it tastes different in every outlet and contains way too much sugar solution. that is the reason why it is only sold at 3.50- they heaven found the correct expresso, milk, sugar ratio YET.

so we reached the macs and realised that on sunday nights, its transformed into an international meeting place. there was a huge group of malaysians who were there for a gathering.. then 3 china ladies. n all the time missus had to keep imitating their malaysian accent. n boy i tell you. she is very good. so good she can starr opposite mark lee in ah long pte ltd. n win hands down. i think maybe secretly she is malaysian. NOT. haha. (scared kanna han tam)

then after the saga of the vagrant aka dawn of the dead. missus n i got very paranoid. we decided to change seats so that in case anything happens we could still make a dash for the exit. so there was this indian man that appeared out of nowhere n started to push in all the macs chairs.. n walk around aimlessly. needless to say both of us were like.. oh my god. why this outlet got so many weird ppl!!?? n he walked towards out table n we were like holding our breath cux we dunno wad will happen.. n then!!!!!!! HE WALK INTO THE STAFF BACKROOM. wth. his a staff. off duty. i think we think too much. either that or its the studying thats getting into us. hahah.

so we studied quite fruitfully till there was this really awkward family of three that come in at 1am.. the father is very skinny. the mother is really quite plump and the daughter who is 5 or so by the looks of it talks really loudly. acutally they all do. except the father who DID NOT utter a single word through out! and the usual delinquents who come in to show off their vocab of vulgarities. the weird malay couple who aspire to be singapore's next idol since they started belting out songs in the middle of the night. the girl with curly hair sitting behind missus whose hair kept touching missus. n the weird chinese couple who stared at me n eyed our seats the moment they got there.

so now im home bcause im giving tuition tmr n it din make sense to go back to hall only to come home again a day later. n im trying very hard to study. only that my neighbour is renovating the house. N, i tink i might be getting better at patapon!!!

*boyidohopefridaycomessoonenough.

itwasallyellow. at 3:22 PM

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

so the missus and i went to macs at amk to study today becux dad said if i stayed home till 4-5pm then i could get to drvie his car for the rest of the week. so i stayed close enough to home. hahah. yay. so the study session was really quite good till this vagrant who looked like he came out from the movie dawn of the dead came walking towards our corner table with his hand outstretch and long mangled hair. slowly approaching us. he seemed to be looking for something. n he came to the cushion seats where i was like sitting and pointed to the gap in between the seats. n by this time you can tell me n missus were like speechless and shocked and missus held her breath( she revealed afterwards that she knew he would be stinky) and i was like backing away like to the wall. then the guy asked for...... the exit. asked if it was in between the seats. OH MY GOSH. he said the exit changed and he couldnt find his way out! so he came looking for it. traumatised the girl sitting at the next table and me! n the macs auntie who went hysterical and ran all over the place shuddering. haha.

so we continued to study without much interruption. THEN we hit lunch hour. n some bunch of sec sch kids came in. n they talked like as if their friends were totally deaf and they just had to let the entire outlet hear their thoughts and feelings. so this girl proclaimed like i hate d&t! n burst out crying?! like seriously. its not even a real real subject right? hahah. then she went on to like complain to the macs auntie that the taxi driver cheated her money. walau. 60 cents only can. so pathetic.


so that day missus i and sheryl the lightbulb went to serangoon macs to study. and its located next to the tauhuay shop. and we sat next to this door which appeared out of nowhere which missus thinks links to the tauhuay shop. so she would suddenly proclaim that she can smell tang yuan and tauhuay and started sniffing at the door. and guess wad. lightbulb also went to sniff at the door. like two siao lang like that. so embarrassing. n about the wet wipes. PLEEEEAAASSEE. you really think im so stupid go n wipe my face when it was like dripping with grease from you wiping your face? hahah. i cleaned the table with it la. should have put it back then let you clean your face one more time. haha. n the caterpillar. lightbulb really EXAGGERATE when she tell story lei. REALLY. she forgot to mention conveniently that she jumped like about a foot high and that if there wasnt a chair blocking her way she would have ran and broke choo choo trains record.

did you know that daiso actually sells sth called the cockroach house? its this paper thing that can be folded into a house and the cockroach crawl in and get stuck on the super sticky tape on it. so missus n i went to find the infamous cockroach house. n we did find it. so missus was really curious n wanted to touch the packaging. there were like a few pictures of cockroaches all around. so she took it from me very cautiously. n said " wa heng, almost touch the cockroach" as if the cockroach was a real one! hahaha.

so monster is back in the house. n you cant eat in peace without two pairs of eyes staring hungrily at you. n monster got fatter. why? cux she went camping at laines frens house and laine told her friend to feed monster one spoon of food. by that she meant table spoon. but lo and behold. friends mum fed one spoon. TRADITIONAL CHINESE SOUP SPOON. so she came back to us with a very very big resemblance to some body part that i have too. n the fighting resumes when dog meets dog. only this time i tink monster is dropping fur so every time carpet bite her, he will cough cux got fur ball. so missus was concerned that he will cough till sore throat and reccommend that he drink herbal tea. so funny right.

oh. missus got me a tag heuer. wow. show you when you see me. limited time only.

lastly. (gosh im damn longwinded today!) we were reading teenage. yes yes. we're not young anymore. but since my sis bought it might as well get our money worth. so there's this aunt agony section. n theres like TWO articles on incest in the family. like bros rape sister and dad and duaghter have sex. n missus was reading and there was a disclaimer to say it may be very disturbing and missus read it anyw. so its this girl who had sex with her divorced dad and acutally likes it!!! oh my god. its like so so so wrong. i mean. imagine you.. n your.. dad!!! hahaha. eeeks! so missus declared. its very disturbing. im disturbed.

n if any of you read it. you will be disturbed too.

to whoever's reading: bet you cant get your dad's image outta your head now. *points. dun imagine anymore!!! lol.

itwasallyellow. at 8:16 PM

Saturday, April 12, 2008

the missus and i were watching the last few episodes of "beautiful life". its this korean drama where is pair of young parents had a kid because of a one night stand. how they suffered tgt to bring her up.. n then she kanna leukemia!!! wthwthwth. this type of things shud not.. never ever happen to cute kids ok. so they cry n cry n she cry n cry n tell the priest to call god n tell him that she acutally aint a good girl n tell him not to take her away. so sad. i practically sit there n sniffffff. then missus say im like a bloody housewife- watch korean drama and cry then after that go n sweep floor n hang clothes (which i really did). wth. LOL. then cux my sis was sitting in front of the comp n missus was standing behind, she look like those very "gian bng" passerby. stand at the vcd shop n watch outside. hahaha

i found a weakness. when i put my hand under missus armpit. it renders her helpless and she cant even talk but freeze and laugh silently. hahah. its really a funny sight except that i got a really big blueblack on my arm after that. *sobs. so pain.

so we were in my room just slacking n missus saw this old soft toy she gave me. its called mrs increde-table. hear of it? of cux not. she mispronounce. its supposed to be mrs incredible. so anw, she hates me now. hahaha.

i got a tennis analysis to clear before i can really declare war on sports psych n management. n the bitches are asking me out for dinner. n i want to go for a sale, n shopping at vivo tmr. darn. why must there be exams!!!??

on the day where i set my heart to play tennis. it rained. so in the end i stayed home n bought myself a sumptuous lunch. this is quite bad considering the constant fat reminders i get from ppl around me. :(

I hope it starts snowing in spore n snow so bad we have to stay indoors cux the snow is deep enough to cover half the house. like that we cant have exams. n can wear big thick winter clothes that can cover our vital statistics. n eat alot. yay.

itwasallyellow. at 4:41 PM

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

forfeits galore

i was supposed to get up early to jog but my super lazy ass jogging buddy din wake. all that talk about losing weight n becoming 45 kg. pui ah. in the end still drag me down n i din get to run too. your just afraid i will get thinner n you will be the fattest girl in class right. b-itch.

itwasallyellow. at 12:05 AM

Sunday, April 6, 2008

exams are coming! pull up your stockings!

the weekends passed incredibly fast and ive been slacking far too much for the last week. a consultation to my organiser told me im two weeks away from my exams. *mockshock* i've given myself till monday night to finish up two assignments i've due since now sch's out. then i can start studying for my exams, but lo and behold. im watching tv n playing online games. god.. help me!

the past few days of just me n you were nice. staying over was nice too.. i've come to realise that we seem to be the kind who have to meet or there will definitely be quarrels and unhappiness. just like today. im home n your home. n we're sort of pissed with each other. hais.

the 2 dogs are home again, turning the house into a nursery as usual. with tempers flaring and fangs baring. it'll be a comfort to go back to the tranquility of hall life which is disturbed only by the occassion door slamming and bday surprises.

the ultimate cure to migraine is loadsa of exercise and sleep. apparently, while im slacking i seem to be fine? big surprise. hurhur. the napfa testing is getting quite boring thou. its a repetition of ifah for 3 hours. much body wriggling and sheryl's voice saying lame things in the background gave me a slight headache. haha. ashton was not bad. too bad i wasnt all that hungry or i would have ordered more.

i really really need to study. n those out there who know we need to do well for these papers.. we must work hand in hand!! stipend here we come!!

itwasallyellow. at 5:22 PM

Thursday, April 3, 2008

the past few days have been mad rushing back to back datelines. amidst the stress and fervent typing n editing i had 3 days in a row of migraine. now i know wad it feels like to have your head saw open.

the presentation was.. oh well. i cant say its the best i did. n half the time i had no idea wad the hell i was muttering and then it was over. but not before we had a long agonising Q&A. longest in my life.i tot it would never end n i would just fall asleep because i had no idea wad the hell the questions were asking. haha.

after one sem of tennis, its refreshing to be able to play in a team sport again! i like the team spirit. the support, the covering for each other. makes me want to play bball again.. ha. hockey was fun!! i just wish we could have taken 2 sports this sem.

babybabybaby. i like dessert with you!:) n im happy to know i made your day! cux its been so long since i did sth sweet n nice and all. you must think i rotted n died, collected dust n bred mosquitoes in the stagnant water i died in n taken you for granted. but i dun n i never will ok? i want to make you happy. share your burdens and help you with your problems as much as i can. dun shoulder it all by yourself you selfish pig. im here for a reason. n one thing, i may not have the strongest shoulders, but they're definitely stronger than yours. n of cux, two pairs beat just one!

thanks the biggest bitch for making it possible for me to make my missus's day. a good deed has been noted and will erase say ten of your 290574395074850 sins. keep up the good work. one day.. ONE fine day you might just end of sinless. hahahaha.

off to bed! i must sleep before i stress out embarking on my remaining 2 assignments and then the final exams!

*tothatonepersonoutthere.dunholeyourselfup.meetfriends.havefun.lifewillhavemoremeaningthen.

itwasallyellow. at 1:19 AM