Monday, February 23, 2009

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -Derrick, 8




WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin , age 10




WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. -- Pam , age 7 (totally agree!)
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt , age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard , age 8 (very responsible! hahaha)




HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10



dun kids say the darnest things? then again, sheryl says worse.

itwasallyellow. at 8:11 PM