Monday, February 23, 2009

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -Derrick, 8




WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin , age 10




WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. -- Pam , age 7 (totally agree!)
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt , age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard , age 8 (very responsible! hahaha)




HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10



dun kids say the darnest things? then again, sheryl says worse.

itwasallyellow. at 8:11 PM

Sunday, February 15, 2009

sheryl: who was the one who cut down the cherry tree? is it wellington?
zj&i: noooo! wellington is the bear! it was washington!
sheryl: oh, hahaha. i really din know. ah ya i only know bush washington la. the president who just quit.
zj&i: !!??? its george bush!!!
zj: did you know his dad was a former president too?
sheryl: really? so his dads name is george bush washington?


-_-


sheryl: ah ya, i only know obama la.
me: do you know wads his full name?
sheryl: obama bin ladin!


sheryl sheryl stop all your voodoo!!!

itwasallyellow. at 11:50 PM

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

i have to say maybe im getting angsty these days.
i just cant stand ppl who bootlick.
laugh exceptionally loud at lecturer's joke when its not even funny.wtf.
it gets even worst as the lesson progress.
just disgusts me.



im not even sure why we're having this conversation thru the night.
i cant remember why am pissed.
but i remember vaguely it was about different expectations.
how many times have we come back to this.
how many times have you said i dun treat you well enough.
words you said pissed me off. really.
please dun shrug off wad effort i did n see it as nothing.
dun tell me im trying to gain sympathy ok.
forget it. i dun want to talk about this anymore.




SHERYL STUPID SEOW. I HATE YOU.

itwasallyellow. at 5:29 PM

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

the night view a little after sunset at vivo..
one for one mussels at the mussel guys!!! woohoo. its gd. but too much for two unless you've got a huge appetite.
the new national geographic shop at vivo. very nice. very arty farty. nice pics too!

next on, the pain in the neck fieldtrip to clarke quay made better by QM, aka AH MEI from china. hahaha. with the obiang shirt n powder on her hair, she lightened up the mood!
look who i found, sheryls bf.

poor sheryl, not allowed at much places alredy now still not allowed on the bridge. tsk tsk.



the amazing big asshole of the bird. look at that. bet you like it mr boy next door:) oops. lol.
assignments are piling! how can i ever finish watcing my heart of greed!!! wad will i do with the mahjongless nights.... -sobs-

itwasallyellow. at 2:33 PM